PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we're gonna talk about the true scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more like just observing. It's a whole thing. You got your regular game, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! Like when that forward went flying into the boards, I swear, it looked like a comic book. A